1. Cemeti of death - This cemeti or whiplash in English is used when the player is too 'flail-y' resulting in a weak and astray service. Intended for lazy deltoid muscle. Can be 'adorned' at the tip with spiky rusty nails which can also be used to shred the deltoid muscle more easily.
2. Taser of doom - A device that can evoke alertness as well as squashing lethargy in the opponent. Due to its limited range, it can be attached to the aforesaid cemeti.
3. Tameti of Hellishness - The mother of all weapons. The first name is a dead giveaway as to what it is made of. It's the cemeti plus the taser and the usage can inflict not just pain but also everlasting misery long after the initial hit was dished out. Meant for the severely hopeless cases.
But the inflicter has also his own poisons.
1. Elixir of Self Destruction with resurrection capability - Taken when the Master is defeated by his worthier disciples.
2. Elixir of Self Destruction with no hope of resurrection - When David beats Goliath. In other words, when the Master goes down to his student who is now scrapping at the bottom of the league.
Nifty eh? Who says that squash can't get any better?


3 comments:
Hmm, tema apekah? i tgh bygkan terms SM, which is word of the week in 21/2 teviot place. U better explain this post with further details, i have some things in mind but i dont think i'm getting it right.
Stop being naughty Warwern!
naughty? whats wrong with that! lol.
*terdengar ngauman singa Aqtar "bertaubatlah" dgn gegaran 9 skala richter.
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